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factsandchicks:

The original Playboy Bunnies were required to be able to identify 143 brands of liquor and how to make 20 different cocktails as part of their job.
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killerville:

french girls drink wine naked in the bath and it’s hot, but i drink a case of 4 loko naked in the starfish touch tank at sea world and it’s “probably like 50 felonies, you monster.” whatever, OFFICER

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youwillunderstand:

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awesomemodifications:

someone asked earlier what tattoo artists practice on before human skin.here is a tattooed banana, one of the options.-kat

jackbarakatsbuttblog:

how-bad-do-u-want-it:

afroarabia:

"boys dont like it when-" 

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"girls don’t like it when-"

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"people would probably like you better if-"

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feralblonde:

please!!!!